I is a shark :)
85 inches?! Sorry you missed it, Andrea.
Best headline ever. Proof anything can be made even more awesome by adding a few choice words. I'm moving to Australia, now.
Continuing the "best's", the best excuse for speeding ever. Funny that the cop "accidentally" put DUI first. Oreo-milk = the new "cool" drink?
Also, there's a little-known fact that you can haggle prices with nearly any store, Including giants such as Wall-Mart, etc. You can even get bargains on pants (to hold parties in) and other clothes. No word yet on restaurants, though, but I will be the first one to pay 75 cents for something on a dollar menu (probably not, since I don't eat fast food, ever; Ian, try it - I know that you'll be in a McDonalds at any point in time).
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That's about it for now.
OH! new E-mail = whizkid9344@gmail.com
I got bored of the old one.
Improve on the idea of 'Roboninja action-dragon-man with lazor pirate ships for feet that runs purely on bacon grease, whose feet's pirates make and eat bacon, then use the grease for fuel' in the comments, if your minds can handle that kind of amazing.
BTW, that'll be BRVG's mascot if it's amazing enough, purely because I said so.
Get me a cowbell for my birthday and be my hero.
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The average salary for a rapist?
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PROOF.