Re-design

Pardon the temporary mess; I was bored of the old design and I'm too lazy to finish up the HTML tonight, so here's a preview of what's to come.

So I was really bored, and found the translation to the 'Z' part of Charlie the Unicorn 2:


Blue Unicorn:"The man with the hat sent us!"
Pink Unicorn: "He told us many amazing stories!"
Both: "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
Charlie: "What?"
Pink: "Tonight we will dine on turtles!"
Blue: "They will be good, Z!"
Z: *shoots laser*
Charlie: "Aaah! What did you two do?!"
Both: "Z!!!!!"
Blue: "I am happy!"
Both: "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
Charlie: "Just keep walking, Charlie. Keep walking


And while I'm at it, lyrics to the banana song:


Charlie, you look quite down.
With your big fat eyes, and your big fat frown.
The world doesn’t have to be so grey!

Charlie, when you’re life’s a mess,
When you’re feeling blue, always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
All you have to do is;

Put a banana in you’re ear!
(A banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear.
It’s true (says who?) So true.
Once it’s in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers,
So go and put a banana in your ear!

Put a banana in your ear!
(I’d rather keep my ear clear.)
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.
It’s true (says you.) so true,
When it’s in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh every day of every year,
The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere,
So go and put a banana in your ear!

Of course it's a 'Seinfeld' reference...

Okay, so I just saw an ad for an Eggo product:

EGGO MUFFIN TOPS

Now, at first, it sounded good. Too good. Then I realized that it was, in fact, STOLEN from a Seinfeld episode ("The Muffin Tops" season 8) about an owner of a publishing company who gets the idea from Elaine to start a store that only sells tops of muffins (because they are the 'loose, free' part of the muffin). One of my favorite episodes in general, too.



Anyways, their commercial could've been amazing. Instead of the animated junk they normally have, get Wayne Knight (Newman) to try to steal Jerry's Muffin Tops. Or something. I would buy it purely if they had Newman on the front.

:)

There really are some things that can defy any description...
but damn if they aren't the best.