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Just a quick post to test out some new features I've figured out; I can help anyone if they want their blog to be awesome like mine is now.
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Yes, I realize all the previous posts and header are kinda skewed now; I'll fix it later, it's past midnight at this point.

EDIT:
YES! After another twenty minutes, I figured out that you have to make it so EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER of text that could ever possibly be anywhere has to be formatted. ugh.

random news

okayokay.
lots of amazing stuff I found.

First, Valentine's day.
some off-color cards for the day.

Then there's translating the entire Bible into lolcat-speak.
I can has been saved?
Of course, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster is already halfway there.

Speaking of Him, the holocaust, among other things, apparently never happened.

CBS discovers that, contrary to the popular belief that it is poison, chocolate is, actually, delicious.

And Spongebob characters (including Gary ^.^) dubbing over classic movies..

Finally, the world has officially begun the apocalypse.
His noodly appendage must intervene!

My life...

Just got finished watching the movie Conspiracy Theory, with Mel Gibson. It's basically this insane guy with all these crazy conspiracy theories...that end up being RIGHT!

Anyways, he reminds me of...me, and he always has a copy of Catcher in the Rye, my new favorite book. Plus, some of his theories are pretty awesome ones; like NASA wants to kill the president by creating earthquakes...from space!

He makes his house so that if he needs to, he can burn down the entire apartment, without the fire spreading to the rest of the apartment building. Better yet, he has amazing security system for his house - check out the movie.



In other news, a male prostitute beats up a cat for coke money.
I can also relate.

I can now die happy..

I just found out that in France, a baby can now officially be named - even if it is scheduled for abortion. This could possibly lead to women getting pregnant, then an abortion, just to have been counted as having children; which counts for a lot in France - more children ensure an earlier retirement, and generally better pay at work. I can see it now-"Woman has 85th abortion: will retire at age 28. Husband too tired for comment"
Crazy French, and their crazy language that stole from the far superior Romans...

Also, LAZER SHARKZ CAN ARE ATAKS UR COMUNEIKAYSHUNZ NETWURKS

and, for da ladies, you can get papal guidance messaged to your phone, recorded by the pope himself. Apparently, when he looks asleep, is really covering up text messaging Biblical quotes, His words, and spiritual guidance to his close friends. And you think I'm joking.
Confucius and the Dali Lama are soon to follow.

As well as dating tips specially designed for your astrological sign by our Experts-only $.99 for your first tip*
*and $9.99 for each subsequent letter

haha...I just tried to spellcheck that and it downright refused to do so...
yeah, I need to go to bed.

PS - just found this awesome picture of the pope, demonstrating His Holy Pimp-Smack...of Antioch!

ALEX B

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