Thursday, February 7, 2008

I can now die happy..

I just found out that in France, a baby can now officially be named - even if it is scheduled for abortion. This could possibly lead to women getting pregnant, then an abortion, just to have been counted as having children; which counts for a lot in France - more children ensure an earlier retirement, and generally better pay at work. I can see it now-"Woman has 85th abortion: will retire at age 28. Husband too tired for comment"
Crazy French, and their crazy language that stole from the far superior Romans...

Also, LAZER SHARKZ CAN ARE ATAKS UR COMUNEIKAYSHUNZ NETWURKS

and, for da ladies, you can get papal guidance messaged to your phone, recorded by the pope himself. Apparently, when he looks asleep, is really covering up text messaging Biblical quotes, His words, and spiritual guidance to his close friends. And you think I'm joking.
Confucius and the Dali Lama are soon to follow.

As well as dating tips specially designed for your astrological sign by our Experts-only $.99 for your first tip*
*and $9.99 for each subsequent letter

haha...I just tried to spellcheck that and it downright refused to do so...
yeah, I need to go to bed.

PS - just found this awesome picture of the pope, demonstrating His Holy Pimp-Smack...of Antioch!

44 comments:

Nicole said...

That is actually very amazing and sadly true

Andrea said...

Okaaaaaaaaaaay...

You have way too many post labels; what does any of that have to do with raptors or Amazon Women on the Moon, anyway?

Andrea said...

And yes, I'm home sick today. My fever rose... 103.5. :(

Mom wanted to take me to the ER - I was having really bad chest pain - but then she remembered her ACAC appointment so she decided I was fine. lol

Alex said...

wow Andrea's mom is selfish

and no, all those post labels are pertinent to me.

Nicole said...

hope u feel better andie, and alex,.Whay the hack are we supposed to do with all your labels

Alex said...

Use your imagination, Nicole.

And fix your spelling while you're at it.

Andrea said...

'Whay the hack,' hehe.

Robin said...

you do need to work on your spelling nicole, you're almost as bad as disilva

Alex said...

Robin, it's spelled Desilva

and I think they should have an anti-spelling contest one day...

Elysia said...

Alex, the Pimp Smack of Antioch is f@$%#ing amazing.

And you're both wrong!!! It's De Silva!!!

Robin said...

WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nicole said...

wow...now i understand what you guys were talking about all day....life makes so much more sense now.

Nicole said...

the wholw whay the hack bit

Robin said...

wow nicole

Elysia said...

"wholw"????
thank u so much nicole, i almost fell out of my chair
WHAY THE HACK!

Nicole said...

be kind

Alex said...

nah...
Wholw...
wow

Nicole said...

*humph*

Alex said...

at least you spelled "humph" right...

Elysia said...

ok

Robin said...

okey-dokey

Nicole said...

DUNG BOMB!!!!!!!!

Elysia said...

WHAY THE HACK

Nicole said...

EXACTLY

Andrea said...

Ok, now you're stealing comebacks from Richard, and that is a sad, sad thing...

Alex said...

Which he stole from me...

Why must I be the source for like, all catch phrases/comebacks around here?

Andrea said...

You say 'exactly' whenever you can't come up with a good point?

Nicole said...

not all, 'oh yes' and 'whay the hack' arent yours

Elysia said...

i thought "oh yes" started out as his but we so horribly mutilated it at rob's house that he didn't want it back...that or he just forgot about it

Nicole said...

no i think it is ours

Elysia said...

are you sure?

Nicole said...

oh yes

Elysia said...

oh kay

Nicole said...

um...is thwt german?

Nicole said...

darn?

Andrea said...

Uh...

Nicole said...

my point exactly

Elysia said...

barock obama= a cobra kabam

not that i necessarily like him, but that is pretty amazing

Andrea said...

Yep, but you spelled his name wrong.

This is random, but... according to my brother, the past tense of the word 'freak' is 'froke'... Dad scared him and he says, very matter-of-factly, "Dad, you just froke me out!" Um...

Andrea said...

BTW - Britney Spears = "Best in Prayer" and "Presbyterian."

Gotta love anagraming.

Elysia said...

i originally spelled it "barak" but it didn't work!!!!!!!

there needs to be a "c" in there somewhere....i saw it on the news

Andrea said...

Barack.

Nicole said...

right...whay is this relevant?

Elysia said...

whay?

haha