I needed a post for March, so here it is.
And while I'm already posting, what other *essential* phrases are needed in Latin?
Thursday, March 6, 2008
I dunno...
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Chalupas!
So on the winds, we sail forth... on the sea of chalupas... CHALUPAS!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury.
My chalupas I DEFEND! From the king of the great chalupa seaaa!
With his arms of modern steam-powered engine of the future!
$6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal.
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury.
My chalupas I DEFEND! From the king of the great chalupa seaaa!
With his arms of modern steam-powered engine of the future!
$6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal.
Useful Latin Phrases
Team Awesome
-Sodalicium verendus
A party in my pants
-Convivalus in meae braca
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
-Quamne?
I play music
-Cantionis
I will not buy this record, it is scratched
-Emone sigarellum?
In my pants
-In meae braca
Megan's brother is fat
-Meganae frater latus est.
My hovercraft is full of eels
-Habeone ignitabulum?
Rape!
-Construpre!
That's attractive
-Est speciosus
Where is the nearest gas station?
-Ubine est proxuma pergula gasa?
Where's the party?
-Ubine est convivalus?
You're not a woman, are you?
-Esnum femina?
Your mother
-Tuus mater
-Sodalicium verendus
A party in my pants
-Convivalus in meae braca
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
-Quamne?
I play music
-Cantionis
I will not buy this record, it is scratched
-Emone sigarellum?
In my pants
-In meae braca
Megan's brother is fat
-Meganae frater latus est.
My hovercraft is full of eels
-Habeone ignitabulum?
Rape!
-Construpre!
That's attractive
-Est speciosus
Where is the nearest gas station?
-Ubine est proxuma pergula gasa?
Where's the party?
-Ubine est convivalus?
You're not a woman, are you?
-Esnum femina?
Your mother
-Tuus mater
List of Insults!
- Chug Antifreeze
- Is Not Alex
- Jump off a cliff...and live
- Rapist/Serial Killer
Blog Archive
MUSIC
Songs to come:
ELP - Nutrocker
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
Flecktones - Scratch N' Sniff
Flecktones - Earth Jam
ELP - Hoedown
Weather Report - Birdland
Wooten - Amazing Grace
Chipmunks - Funky Town
The Beatles - Piggies
The Beatles - Revolution 1
The Beatles - Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing
Stanley Clarke - Jamaican Boy
ELP - Nutrocker
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
Flecktones - Scratch N' Sniff
Flecktones - Earth Jam
ELP - Hoedown
Weather Report - Birdland
Wooten - Amazing Grace
Chipmunks - Funky Town
The Beatles - Piggies
The Beatles - Revolution 1
The Beatles - Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing
Stanley Clarke - Jamaican Boy
21 comments:
oh yes
This is basically a post so the bottom of my blog reads correctly (It said "1 idiots have spoken...heh"
There's no Latin word for "yes", so I can give you "Oh, it is"
Heu est!
(which actually kinda sounds like Oh yes...'heu' is pronounced 'ho')
But now you have to tell me the story of "oh yes"
Okayokay. The essential Latin phrases, in my mind, are:
~Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione: I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
~Da mihi porco amictum: Make mine bacon-wrapped!
~Potest salire aedificium magnum soltu solo: He is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
~Demum, veniunt porci: At last, here come the pigs!
~Ecce potestas casei: Behold the power of cheese!
~Flocci non facio: I don't give a damn
~Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere: I think that Elvis is still alive
~Vacca foeda: Stupid cow!
~Braccae tuae aperiuntur: Your fly is open
~Sic biscuitus disintegratum: That's the way the cookie crumbles...
~Cur rides? Ridiculum non sum!: Why are you laughing? I am not weird!
As for how I know these... DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!! (I have connections, see...)
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes.
actually, "braccae tuae aperiuntur" is translated as "your pants open"...
Do your own translations, Andrea; I did and you should too.
I did some of them!
thanx. and andie...NEVER again write 'your pants are open' on Alex's blog.that is just a bad conversation waiting to happen
HEU EST IT IS!
and we are never telling you that story...you'd never let it down.
ay! que ustedes son tontos?
Oooo, his pants are open!
Ian, the bulge of you huge stomach would pop open any pants you try to put on. Not that anyone would want that to happen.
ummm, are you thinking of my brother's pants spontaneously coming off?
kinky.
By the way, Megan, I got a Facebook...
and Alex, if you were the one who said you would date me because I'm 'cute,' I am going to kill you and it will not be done with mercy. Nicole's evil plots pale by comparison.
nah...I did say we dated for awhile, but then broke up... in '95
oh wow.
i can't go on facebook either, i don't think...
my mom took latin in high school, but all she remembers how to say is "the clothes make the man" and "elephants don't chase mice."
Well then.
Alex wishes.
I do wish the clothes made the man; I'd be black...
lol
I'd be jaundiced.
ummm, i'd be even uglier than i already am...
You're not ugly!
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