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Chalupas!
So on the winds, we sail forth... on the sea of chalupas... CHALUPAS!
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury.
My chalupas I DEFEND! From the king of the great chalupa seaaa!
With his arms of modern steam-powered engine of the future!
$6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal.
When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king, he comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury.
My chalupas I DEFEND! From the king of the great chalupa seaaa!
With his arms of modern steam-powered engine of the future!
$6.99 for a value meal, $6.99 for a value meal.
Useful Latin Phrases
Team Awesome
-Sodalicium verendus
A party in my pants
-Convivalus in meae braca
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
-Quamne?
I play music
-Cantionis
I will not buy this record, it is scratched
-Emone sigarellum?
In my pants
-In meae braca
Megan's brother is fat
-Meganae frater latus est.
My hovercraft is full of eels
-Habeone ignitabulum?
Rape!
-Construpre!
That's attractive
-Est speciosus
Where is the nearest gas station?
-Ubine est proxuma pergula gasa?
Where's the party?
-Ubine est convivalus?
You're not a woman, are you?
-Esnum femina?
Your mother
-Tuus mater
-Sodalicium verendus
A party in my pants
-Convivalus in meae braca
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
-Quamne?
I play music
-Cantionis
I will not buy this record, it is scratched
-Emone sigarellum?
In my pants
-In meae braca
Megan's brother is fat
-Meganae frater latus est.
My hovercraft is full of eels
-Habeone ignitabulum?
Rape!
-Construpre!
That's attractive
-Est speciosus
Where is the nearest gas station?
-Ubine est proxuma pergula gasa?
Where's the party?
-Ubine est convivalus?
You're not a woman, are you?
-Esnum femina?
Your mother
-Tuus mater
List of Insults!
- Chug Antifreeze
- Is Not Alex
- Jump off a cliff...and live
- Rapist/Serial Killer
Blog Archive
MUSIC
Songs to come:
ELP - Nutrocker
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
Flecktones - Scratch N' Sniff
Flecktones - Earth Jam
ELP - Hoedown
Weather Report - Birdland
Wooten - Amazing Grace
Chipmunks - Funky Town
The Beatles - Piggies
The Beatles - Revolution 1
The Beatles - Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing
Stanley Clarke - Jamaican Boy
ELP - Nutrocker
Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
Flecktones - Scratch N' Sniff
Flecktones - Earth Jam
ELP - Hoedown
Weather Report - Birdland
Wooten - Amazing Grace
Chipmunks - Funky Town
The Beatles - Piggies
The Beatles - Revolution 1
The Beatles - Drive My Car/The Word/What You're Doing
Stanley Clarke - Jamaican Boy
58 comments:
Okaaaay...
Alex is:
perverted, disgusting, semi tallish, apparently very patriotic, and ever amused by Hillshire Farm products... (don't ask)
U CAN HAS FIKZ TYME SETTINGZ?
What the hell?
alex is:
The type of person you would imagine to be a stalker and/or serial killer and/or serial rapist....i'm starting to creep myself out now. Word of advice: STAY AWAY FROM ALEX!!!
(that's what he/she said.)
is alex...exactly what megan said but even worse
Alex is a most disturbingly perverted individual that despertately needs to chug some antifreeze. Most likely to become wanted by federal authorities in at least 30 countries.
wait alex is... not is alex
Gee, thanks, guys!
You're such nice and awesome friends...
your welcome.
(how come my brother is being abused on your blog now?)
CYBERBULLYING! I just love that word...
It's not Cyberbullying if it's true...
no comment
y do u all hate my brother???
at least we didn't compare him to anikin (expect for nicole)
Anakin....why do u keep adding extra "i"s
that was going to be my comment also
u really should learn how to spell an amazing guy's name right.
I just had an epiphany on the topic of describing Alex.
He is the kind of person who will plausibly be either incredibly succesful in life and hailed as a genius (geniuses are known for being kind of whacked, you know) or end up with a death sentence for serial murder/rape. Probably the latter, but you never know.
i believe alex will be one of thosde people whose brilliance is only realized after they have alreasdy died of either liver disease from too much alcohol or heroin overdose.
or the death sentence
or the "slapped to death" effect
he is goung to take that so wrong
I just did take it wrong...
and yeah, Andrea is right.
i expected as much
sry
you better be
Maybe he'll go the VanGogh route, cut off his ear and sent it to his ex-girlfriend... oh, right, he won't have one...
The 'only recognised after death' comment made me think of that.
oookaaay
.....um....there is really nothing more to say
yes u r
Alex is:
The creepiest person I've ever met, with the exceptoin of Mr. New, and he really really needs to stop making my choke at lunch, stop poking me in the stomach randomly, get rid of that nasty rotten cheese smell, and stop turning everything I say and do into an estranged perverse comment........phew!
ha
haha
"He needs to stop making me choke..." that's what he said.
Alex isn't the only one capable of turning everything into an estranged, perverse comment.
the cheese smell is pretty bad
Yeah, at least I don't smell like cheese.
Right?
well...
Waaaaah...
Five comments back should have been a that's what she said, not he... my bad.
in alex's and hunter's case it is a 'thats what he said
it could go either way for alex, and i meant choke as in "choke on that mean nasty chip that pierces your lung"
Is Nicole going with anonymity again?
i was laxy
i mean lazy
You're so laxy, Nicole... um, hmm...
we didn't need to know this...
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRR
Hey, she said it, not me!
i missed....jk
EXCUSE ME?!
(said in a way that makes 'excuse' sound like a three-syllable word)
once again, mu point exactly
mu?
Alex is...pretty much what everyone says about him...in a harmless sort of way...I think...hope.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!
i like rambling inferiory on alex's pathetic blog
it is very pathetic
Your brother's weight control is pathetic, Megan!
You know what...I'd like to see you climging on a stairmaster for 30 min.
Climging.
Way to prove a point, Ian...
hey, he tried
"It's the thought that counts..."
Bullshit - if thoughts counted, every teenage boy would be in jail by now.
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