I just found out that in France, a baby can now officially be named - even if it is scheduled for abortion. This could possibly lead to women getting pregnant, then an abortion, just to have been counted as having children; which counts for a lot in France - more children ensure an earlier retirement, and generally better pay at work. I can see it now-"Woman has 85th abortion: will retire at age 28. Husband too tired for comment"
Crazy French, and their crazy language that stole from the far superior Romans...
Also, LAZER SHARKZ CAN ARE ATAKS UR COMUNEIKAYSHUNZ NETWURKS
and, for da ladies, you can get papal guidance messaged to your phone, recorded by the pope himself. Apparently, when he looks asleep, is really covering up text messaging Biblical quotes, His words, and spiritual guidance to his close friends. And you think I'm joking.
Confucius and the Dali Lama are soon to follow.
As well as dating tips specially designed for your astrological sign by our Experts-only $.99 for your first tip*
*and $9.99 for each subsequent letter
haha...I just tried to spellcheck that and it downright refused to do so...
yeah, I need to go to bed.
PS - just found this awesome picture of the pope, demonstrating His Holy Pimp-Smack...of Antioch!
Crazy French, and their crazy language that stole from the far superior Romans...
Also, LAZER SHARKZ CAN ARE ATAKS UR COMUNEIKAYSHUNZ NETWURKS
and, for da ladies, you can get papal guidance messaged to your phone, recorded by the pope himself. Apparently, when he looks asleep, is really covering up text messaging Biblical quotes, His words, and spiritual guidance to his close friends. And you think I'm joking.
Confucius and the Dali Lama are soon to follow.
As well as dating tips specially designed for your astrological sign by our Experts-only $.99 for your first tip*
*and $9.99 for each subsequent letter
haha...I just tried to spellcheck that and it downright refused to do so...
yeah, I need to go to bed.
PS - just found this awesome picture of the pope, demonstrating His Holy Pimp-Smack...of Antioch!
44 comments:
That is actually very amazing and sadly true
Okaaaaaaaaaaay...
You have way too many post labels; what does any of that have to do with raptors or Amazon Women on the Moon, anyway?
And yes, I'm home sick today. My fever rose... 103.5. :(
Mom wanted to take me to the ER - I was having really bad chest pain - but then she remembered her ACAC appointment so she decided I was fine. lol
wow Andrea's mom is selfish
and no, all those post labels are pertinent to me.
hope u feel better andie, and alex,.Whay the hack are we supposed to do with all your labels
Use your imagination, Nicole.
And fix your spelling while you're at it.
'Whay the hack,' hehe.
you do need to work on your spelling nicole, you're almost as bad as disilva
Robin, it's spelled Desilva
and I think they should have an anti-spelling contest one day...
Alex, the Pimp Smack of Antioch is f@$%#ing amazing.
And you're both wrong!!! It's De Silva!!!
WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
wow...now i understand what you guys were talking about all day....life makes so much more sense now.
the wholw whay the hack bit
wow nicole
"wholw"????
thank u so much nicole, i almost fell out of my chair
WHAY THE HACK!
be kind
nah...
Wholw...
wow
*humph*
at least you spelled "humph" right...
ok
okey-dokey
DUNG BOMB!!!!!!!!
WHAY THE HACK
EXACTLY
Ok, now you're stealing comebacks from Richard, and that is a sad, sad thing...
Which he stole from me...
Why must I be the source for like, all catch phrases/comebacks around here?
You say 'exactly' whenever you can't come up with a good point?
not all, 'oh yes' and 'whay the hack' arent yours
i thought "oh yes" started out as his but we so horribly mutilated it at rob's house that he didn't want it back...that or he just forgot about it
no i think it is ours
are you sure?
oh yes
oh kay
um...is thwt german?
darn?
Uh...
my point exactly
barock obama= a cobra kabam
not that i necessarily like him, but that is pretty amazing
Yep, but you spelled his name wrong.
This is random, but... according to my brother, the past tense of the word 'freak' is 'froke'... Dad scared him and he says, very matter-of-factly, "Dad, you just froke me out!" Um...
BTW - Britney Spears = "Best in Prayer" and "Presbyterian."
Gotta love anagraming.
i originally spelled it "barak" but it didn't work!!!!!!!
there needs to be a "c" in there somewhere....i saw it on the news
Barack.
right...whay is this relevant?
whay?
haha
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