Just got finished watching the movie Conspiracy Theory, with Mel Gibson. It's basically this insane guy with all these crazy conspiracy theories...that end up being RIGHT!
Anyways, he reminds me of...me, and he always has a copy of Catcher in the Rye, my new favorite book. Plus, some of his theories are pretty awesome ones; like NASA wants to kill the president by creating earthquakes...from space!
He makes his house so that if he needs to, he can burn down the entire apartment, without the fire spreading to the rest of the apartment building. Better yet, he has amazing security system for his house - check out the movie.
In other news, a male prostitute beats up a cat for coke money.
I can also relate.
Friday, February 8, 2008
My life...
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no; the whole prostitute-needing-money thing
and actually, this afternoon, out of boredom, I taught my cat to fall down when I pointed at him and said, "BLAM"
Seriously...
You should try that saying "bang" instead...
POOR CAT!!!!!
Andrea, then I'd be banging my cat...
but he actually will do it when I say, "blam"; it is hilarious.
That's my point.
According to Richard, my cat and I were baking cookies and he feels replaced. (long story)
alex, look at this website. http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2008/02/recent_headlines.html
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2008/02/
recent_headlines.html
wow, i missed a whole conversationin 2 days
Frater Meganer est latus!
do i want to know what that meant?
brother megan is late......i think...was i close?
i'm pretty sure he said my brother is fat...
Yep.
i really should have known
yeah
that was kinda obvious
DOES ALEX EVEN COMMENT ON HIS OWN BLOG?
apparently not
yes.
this is in no way from Desilva's computer...
I have dial-up most of the week, which is aggrivating
yes it is...i didnt get high speed until about november
i had dial up until august
it's de (space) silva!
i had dial up until my mom got annoyed w/ the slowness and made my dad get faster internet
Laptop with high speed WiFi, ha!
loser
:)
AND YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT RICH!!! seriously Andie...
I'm rich here, but I'm considered dirt poor where I came from. It's a perspective thing.
And if though my parents have a lot of money, I personally am broke at the moment. Except for the fifty some dollars left in my "college fund"...
that souns a lot like my college fund
just the opposite to me; parents are both broke, but I buy myself Xbox 360's and LCD TV's.
hey, i have a whopping $0 in my college fund
My college fund is taken from the pitiful $2.50 weekly allowance of my youthier youth.
mine was inherited from dead relitives...i think
at least u have something...my mom is practically forcing me into scholarships, not that i would ever have a problem w/ that since i'm a super-genius
I CAN HAS $13,000?
Plus, like, super low rates because I "paid" for in-state college like, 15 years ago
yay me
I refuse to go to an instate college (sorry Meg, not even Tech) so I'm pretty much screwed. The colleges I like are in California, Tennesse, and Pennsylvania... and they all cost over $40,000 yearly... again, screwed.
I just did the math, and I can afford 3 hours and 45 minutes of tuition...
EXCUSE ME?????????
VA has better colleges than MI.
What about the most important ones like Virginia State Polytechnic Institute or the College of William and Mary??????
I'm more interested in the arts. In case you haven't noticed by my inattentiveness in science...
I wonder how our conversation digressed from prostitutes and dilapidated cats to college?
i like texas a&m
Okay then.
prostitutes?
You don't do much re-reading of the actual post, do you?
yes actually i do, but i never talked about the male prostitute beating up a cat
Well that's your problem.
that's not very nice
Harsh but cruel.
i dont follow
pie
DIE!!!
LIE!
pig sty
Tuna salad on Rye?
toothpaste in my eye?
Why, God, why?!
I didn't know she was only 14...
...
...
eye?
i dont get it...do i want to?
I don't either, but that's probably for the best.
I want to cry.
I dropped my pie.
and body parts are falling from the sky.
what about being only 14?
and alex needs new ties
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Goodwill's where I get my ties.
It is the place where I go to buy.
This rhyming thing is getting a bit old...*sigh*
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