okayokay.
lots of amazing stuff I found.
First, Valentine's day.
some off-color cards for the day.
Then there's translating the entire Bible into lolcat-speak.
I can has been saved?
Of course, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster is already halfway there.
Speaking of Him, the holocaust, among other things, apparently never happened.
CBS discovers that, contrary to the popular belief that it is poison, chocolate is, actually, delicious.
And Spongebob characters (including Gary ^.^) dubbing over classic movies..
Finally, the world has officially begun the apocalypse.
His noodly appendage must intervene!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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Compliments of
Alex
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Awesome things: chocolate, FSM, Hello Kitty, lolcats, spongebob, The Bible, Valentines Day
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ok:
the valantine's cards were halarious, the one about swallowing was most likely directed to nicole...jk.
apocolypse=hello kitty?
dipuma needs to see the creepy hello kitty thing
Whay the hack does Hello Kitty have to do with anything? Other than that, those were actually pretty funny. :)
U CAN HAS GIT RID OF THE WURD VAYRIFICAYSHUN BOX???
the cards actually were pretty good....please never send me any of them
WERD VURRIFIKAYSHUNN BOCKS STOPS TEH RAPTERZ INVADIN MAI BLAWGSPOTERZ.
and Hello Kitty is making a role-playing game, like a World of Warcraft kinda thing, I think that's what I linked to.
Oh! One time, I srsly saw advertised a Hello Kitty...erm...man's...device
and it glowed when you...finished...because of a chemical reaction.
Odd.
what???? i hope what you're talking about isn't what i'm thinking...it has to do w/ "happy time" (courtesy of Transformers)
well; yeah
happy time hello kitty.
look online somewhere for a website - I think it's called "hello kitty hell" - that has lots of weird Hello Kitty things, as well as comments by Hello Kitty-lovers about how Hello Kitty is sexy.
Hello Kitty
Hello
Kitty
oookaaay, i'm not even going to type that in
we should give di puma the website and not tell what it is
http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.htm
take it
I have a "serious Temper"
that makes no sense
Apparently I am a very cheerful person and if I ever deal with stress I should take up gardening. Whay the hack?
Yeah; what do those questions have to do with anything??!
what?
this hasn't clarified anything...
Apparently you guys have not yet taken the Hello Kitty quiz...
do i want to know?
http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.html
...take this quiz and all will be revealed to you... *ethereal music playing in background*
um...ok
i'm scared
Phase 32.
While we are on the topic of nonsensical online quizzes (sort of) try this one. I am a daffodil.
http://www.thisgardenisillegal.com/flower-quiz.htm
You Are an Echinacea
"You are a health conscious person, both your health and the health of others. You know all about the health benefits and dangers of the world around you."
amdie that was a bogus website...IT COMPLETELY MISPORTAYED ME!
No kidding... why does every personality quiz I take say I am a cheerful, happy-go-lucky kind of person who needs to prioritize? A daffodil! Really!
On the bright side, I apparently light up any room with my smile...
This is quite funny:
Snapdragon; "Mischeif is your middle name, but your first is freind. You are quite the prankster who loves to make people laugh."
haha
after seeing that pic of you i have to wonder...
"prankster"
woohoo
that's pretty kinky
It is very kinky...discussing what flowers yous guys will be someday (in my opinion).
Hello there kitty. (In a skalking way) Oh yes!
Oh no.
NO IAN, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THAT PHRASE!!!!
only meg and rob an i can use it...long story
They almost skewered me for using that phrase, I'd watch out if I were you.
Then again, that was gross, and you also want to kill me for not liking fruit, so why should I care if you become an Ian-kabob?
Whoa, Andi wants to eat me as a kabob fruit, whatever that is.
My B for the saying, and if Megan dares trying to kill me, it'll be her head!
Who said I wanted to eat you? I don't like fruit, remember?!
if u r dead
how can u take megans head
i am such an amazing poet
To call one a poet, but not to be
The greatest form of blasphemy
That thou, in haste and on a whim
Dares use an IM acronym
I'd surely let an angry mob
Impale you like a fruit kabob
EGAD, I'm such a genius!
....you have a sordid obsession with kabobs
yah, it's starting to unnerve me...
It's a good word. :(
WHAY THE HACK HAPPENED TO THE SHISH?!
That sounds like a catch phrase waiting to happen...
you piece of shish!
gniess schist
you hate geology, so i am now banning you from that phrase nivole!
Bullshish!
I like waffles.
um
Bullshish?
Earlier today I was being forced to watch "Everybody Loves Raymond," and I heard the bestest line ever... "bull (w/ a very long windup)... oney! Bologna!
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