Thursday, February 14, 2008

random news

okayokay.
lots of amazing stuff I found.

First, Valentine's day.
some off-color cards for the day.

Then there's translating the entire Bible into lolcat-speak.
I can has been saved?
Of course, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster is already halfway there.

Speaking of Him, the holocaust, among other things, apparently never happened.

CBS discovers that, contrary to the popular belief that it is poison, chocolate is, actually, delicious.

And Spongebob characters (including Gary ^.^) dubbing over classic movies..

Finally, the world has officially begun the apocalypse.
His noodly appendage must intervene!

47 comments:

Elysia said...

ok:
the valantine's cards were halarious, the one about swallowing was most likely directed to nicole...jk.
apocolypse=hello kitty?

Robin said...

dipuma needs to see the creepy hello kitty thing

Andrea said...

Whay the hack does Hello Kitty have to do with anything? Other than that, those were actually pretty funny. :)

U CAN HAS GIT RID OF THE WURD VAYRIFICAYSHUN BOX???

Nicole said...

the cards actually were pretty good....please never send me any of them

Alex said...

WERD VURRIFIKAYSHUNN BOCKS STOPS TEH RAPTERZ INVADIN MAI BLAWGSPOTERZ.

and Hello Kitty is making a role-playing game, like a World of Warcraft kinda thing, I think that's what I linked to.

Oh! One time, I srsly saw advertised a Hello Kitty...erm...man's...device
and it glowed when you...finished...because of a chemical reaction.

Andrea said...

Odd.

Elysia said...

what???? i hope what you're talking about isn't what i'm thinking...it has to do w/ "happy time" (courtesy of Transformers)

Alex said...

well; yeah
happy time hello kitty.

look online somewhere for a website - I think it's called "hello kitty hell" - that has lots of weird Hello Kitty things, as well as comments by Hello Kitty-lovers about how Hello Kitty is sexy.
Hello Kitty
Hello
Kitty

Elysia said...

oookaaay, i'm not even going to type that in

Nicole said...

we should give di puma the website and not tell what it is

Alex said...

http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.htm
take it
I have a "serious Temper"

Elysia said...

that makes no sense

Andrea said...

Apparently I am a very cheerful person and if I ever deal with stress I should take up gardening. Whay the hack?

Alex said...

Yeah; what do those questions have to do with anything??!

Nicole said...

what?

Elysia said...

this hasn't clarified anything...

Andrea said...

Apparently you guys have not yet taken the Hello Kitty quiz...

Elysia said...

do i want to know?

Andrea said...

http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.html

...take this quiz and all will be revealed to you... *ethereal music playing in background*

Nicole said...

um...ok

Elysia said...

i'm scared

Andrea said...

Phase 32.

Andrea said...

While we are on the topic of nonsensical online quizzes (sort of) try this one. I am a daffodil.

http://www.thisgardenisillegal.com/flower-quiz.htm

Nicole said...

You Are an Echinacea
"You are a health conscious person, both your health and the health of others. You know all about the health benefits and dangers of the world around you."


amdie that was a bogus website...IT COMPLETELY MISPORTAYED ME!

Andrea said...

No kidding... why does every personality quiz I take say I am a cheerful, happy-go-lucky kind of person who needs to prioritize? A daffodil! Really!

On the bright side, I apparently light up any room with my smile...

Elysia said...

This is quite funny:

Snapdragon; "Mischeif is your middle name, but your first is freind. You are quite the prankster who loves to make people laugh."

haha

Nicole said...

after seeing that pic of you i have to wonder...

Elysia said...

"prankster"

woohoo

that's pretty kinky

Anonymous said...

It is very kinky...discussing what flowers yous guys will be someday (in my opinion).

Hello there kitty. (In a skalking way) Oh yes!

Andrea said...

Oh no.

Elysia said...

NO IAN, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THAT PHRASE!!!!

Nicole said...

only meg and rob an i can use it...long story

Andrea said...

They almost skewered me for using that phrase, I'd watch out if I were you.

Then again, that was gross, and you also want to kill me for not liking fruit, so why should I care if you become an Ian-kabob?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, Andi wants to eat me as a kabob fruit, whatever that is.

My B for the saying, and if Megan dares trying to kill me, it'll be her head!

Andrea said...

Who said I wanted to eat you? I don't like fruit, remember?!

Nicole said...

if u r dead
how can u take megans head


i am such an amazing poet

Andrea said...

To call one a poet, but not to be
The greatest form of blasphemy
That thou, in haste and on a whim
Dares use an IM acronym
I'd surely let an angry mob
Impale you like a fruit kabob

EGAD, I'm such a genius!

Nicole said...

....you have a sordid obsession with kabobs

Elysia said...

yah, it's starting to unnerve me...

Andrea said...

It's a good word. :(

Alex said...

WHAY THE HACK HAPPENED TO THE SHISH?!

That sounds like a catch phrase waiting to happen...

Elysia said...

you piece of shish!

Nicole said...

gniess schist

Elysia said...

you hate geology, so i am now banning you from that phrase nivole!

Anonymous said...

Bullshish!

I like waffles.

Elysia said...

um

Andrea said...

Bullshish?

Earlier today I was being forced to watch "Everybody Loves Raymond," and I heard the bestest line ever... "bull (w/ a very long windup)... oney! Bologna!